what if the benefactor is gerard?
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!
Love Tide - William Karmis 2013
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
there should be more relatives who give you money for chocolate!!
there was a dead bird in front of my dorm and i couldn’t stop thinking about derek trying to woo stiles, and how derek just wants to do one thing right in his life, so he starts with the good, old traditions and leaves dead animals for stiles.
and at first it’s just a dead bird next to the stilinski door, and stiles thinks, maybe it crashed, and throws it in the trash. but then a few days later there is a rabbit and he thinks, weird, but still just throws the dead animal away before it starts to smell.
but then there is a dead deer in front of his house and stiles freaks out.
and when stiles goes to the pack meeting that night he says “we have a problem. someone is leaving dead animals in front of my house, i think it’s a challenge to our pack!”
and derek just runs out of the room and scott looks like he wants to laugh and lydia is just unimpressed with him and says “i thought you were good at research…”
and stiles is confused why nobody in the pack is concerned or wants to investigate the matter, and he gets a bit angry, but then a blushing derek comes back and says, he would look into it together with him. and the whole pack finally just starts giggling and derek growls at them, but stiles beams at derek because derek takes him seriously and then they go on a stakeout together and derek totally thinks of it as a date and brings stiles curly fries and stiles just says “you’re the best” and derek doesn’t stop blushing for the rest of the night.
of course they don’t find anything suspicious, and when they tell the pack they start laughing again, but stiles still looks at derek as if he’s the best, so derek doesn’t care much and asks stiles on another stakeout.
and when stiles brings derek milkshakes this time, derek doesn’t say anything but doesn’t stop smiling either. and later when derek brings stiles home, stiles slips back into the car for a moment and gives derek a kiss, because scott is a good bro and told him all about derek’s intentions (after laughing for another ten minutes)
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